I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America and to the Republic for which it stands, one Nation under God, indivisible with liberty and justice for all.
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Happy Birthday to…..
No One!!!
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String Quartet will be performing this morning!!!
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50 hours!!!!
Of internship due to Ms. Hamler this Wednesday on March 5th!
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Joke Of the Day
Juan was driving down a country lane in his pickup when suddenly a chicken darted into the road in front of him. He slammed on his brakes, but realized that the chicken was
speeding off down the road at about 30 miles an hour. Intrigued, he tried to follow the bird with his truck, but he couldn’t catch up to the accelerating chicken. Seeing it
turn into a small farm, Juan followed it. To his astonishment, he realized that the chicken had three legs. Looking around the small farm, he noticed that ALL of the
chickens had three legs.
The farmer came out of his house, and Juan said, “Three-legged chickens? That’s astonishing!”
The farmer replied, “Yep. I bred ‘em that way because I love drumsticks.”
Juan was curious. “How does a three-legged chicken taste?”
The farmer smiled. “Dunno. Haven’t been able to catch one yet.”
