I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America and to the Republic for which it stands, one Nation under God, indivisible with liberty and justice for all.
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Happy Birthday to…..
Erin Komplin
Sara Renee Violet Shimel
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WASC is visiting today!!!
Make sure to make them feel welcome!
Click on the link for more information:
http://www.wascweb.org/
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Wine Valley Cycle for Sight
Saturday April 26th
Great way to get community service.
See Mr. Solberg or Ms. Hamler for more information
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Spring Job Fair: Wednesday April 2nd
From 10-2
mostly for Juniors and Seniors
Great place for students to get real world situations with networking and interviewing and getting feedback on resumes. For more info contact Ms. Hamler.
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Blood Drive: April 25th
get a $15 Sports Basement Coupon
Sign up in the office. 16 years old needs a permission slip to donate!
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Joke of the Day
Three guys are convicted of a very serious crime, and they’re all sentenced to twenty years in solitary confinement.They’re each allowed one thing to bring into the cell with them. The first guy asks for a big stack of books. The second guy asks for his wife. And the third guy asks for two hundred cartons of cigarettes.At the end of the twenty years, they open up the first guy’s cell. He comes out and says, “I studied so hard. I’m so bright now, I could be a lawyer. It was terrific.”
They open up the second guy’s door. He comes out with his wife, and they’ve got five new kids. He says. “It was the greatest thing of my life. My wife and I have never been so close. I have a beautiful new family. I love it.”
They open up the third guy’s door, and he’s slapping at his pockets, going “Anybody got a match?”